how to be a writer
- start to write something
- pause and read over what you have so far
- cringe
- backspace everything
- exit out of your computer
- cry on the floor
(Source: interrobang-ler)
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
Follow the above by whipping thy hair to and fro even if you don’t have any
THIS. MOTHERFUCKING THIS, THOUGH.
If I see one more person talking about they gettin’ their “summer body right” or some shit like there is a law against being my size during summer, I will explode.
EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO HAIR, WHIP IT!!