May 2013
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tonight is a night i wanna sleep in my underwear but what if someone comes in my room in the morning
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mermaidsandmisandry: “some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
May 20th
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gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
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being the big spoon is one of my fave things i just want to be the big spoon in a cuddle right now
May 20th
[[MORE]]so i dunno i kinda fucked up last night and i want to talk to someone but my one friend doesn’t want to talk about anything depressing rn cause she’s got her own problems and boy is camping but i don’t really want to talk to boy even after he gets back cause i don’t want him to think it was anything to do with him so he can just not know i guess i’ll just...
May 20th
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whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 
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earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
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itsvondell: do you ever think about how mantises have the same limb arrangement as centaurs
May 18th
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andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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uh oh i had planned to write today when i got up because i somehow fixed my computer but now i’m on tumblr????????????? uh oh
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omg forgive the lack of read more for this bitch post but I’m on my phone I have had the worst day first my brother took my shower time and I was late for work and we had no bread so I had to spend money on lunch and then a guy got annoyed cause I apologized for doing something wrong - not cause I did something wrong mind you but because I apologized - and then I got my period which on...
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my biggest issue right now is the blob of guck in the my throat that won’t come out and is not letting me breathe :( but in less issue ish news i’m seeing boy tomorrow which is awesome cause i haven’t seen him since the ~big important conversation~ we had on saturday
May 15th
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whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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