go there. just go there. please.
as engaging as reading harry potter gay erotica fanfiction in a snuggie is, i believe it is my bedtime. goodnight, peepz.
b’awwe, harry and draco got matching tramp stamps. WHAT IS THIS SHIT, I CAN’T EVEN TURN AWAY!
“I said no! Don’t you understand English? I don’t like you because I’m gay. And even if I wasn’t gay I won’t like you either because your ugly and you’re disgusting!” Draco shouted. Aside from the grammar, apparently he’s about 12 years old. And mean with it.
gratuitously detailed descriptions of sex
why must all fanfiction contain so much DETAIL about the nasty seriously. although it is fucking hilarious.
until he reached a tiny flap of skin just above...
i can’t even.
Look what we have here. The mudblood going out...
this line oh god why do people make draco/harry fanfiction oh god
why am i still reading harry potter fanfiction why is a romance/western/college roomate story about ron and draco the best i’ve read yet these are the questions that keep me awake at night
HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD TO BREATHE
i want to buy a gameboy, and a pokemon game, and play pokemon all day.
Can anyone tell me why it is so hard for people to pray, but easy to swear? Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip? Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Jesus? Gonna ignore this? Most of you won’t re-post this. The Lord said, if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father. I posted. Will you? -Girl on Facebook- Well if...
why is the j. k. rowling website the best thing...
it’s so interactive and lovely and yeah, a little out of date but it’s still AWESOME.
uhm… hmm carly seems to have disappeared, and i am concerned. i did not go wandering the streets when i was 12. silly girl. but seriously it’s like 530. she doesn’t even have a phone or anything. aggh.
mouse is attempting to jump onto my windowsill, but he is far too fat, and can’t make the leap. poor guy.
chillin' at home in a snuggie.
snuggies are the most ridiculous invention, but they are warm and soft and fuzzy. however they also make you look ten feet tall and like a roman senator.
note: go here if high.
“As I sat on the park bench in my Chuck Taylors and Buddy Holly glasses, cup of coffee in one hand, cigarette hanging from my mouth and a battered copy of “On the Road” on my knees, I felt I was trying way too hard.” I’m not entirely sure who said this but, lol.
and, people leaving comments like “oh har har you missed ________ by ________ best cover evarrr hardy har i’m so smart” shut the fuck up dumbshits, the article is a goddamn opinion article, write your own if you so fucking desire idiots.
i seriously thought hurt was by johnny cash originally and nine inch nails covered it… woops.
stumbleupon is my new best friend.
when you realize you’re going to make someone else write love in a card to your paternal relatives, cause you don’t.
moments when apostrophes are good things #1
when asking your 12 year old sister, “whore you dating”. woops.
mean girls 2
is the worst fucking movie i’ve ever seen. there were funny moments cause they had the same principal dude as in the first one, but the rest of it sucked. and all their actors were from family channel. stay on family channel please crappy actors, you’re amusing on family channel. on the upside, my dad was laughing hysterically throughout the movie which made it kinda funny, since he...
onsley. ONSLEY. this is supposed to say honestly. and it’s not a typo it’s how my sister spells. oh god. i fear for her year, if this is how they all spell. oh man. also, her facebook is frightening.
wizarding asked: I enjoy your blog also! You have a talent in writing.
mind-of-marz-deactivated2011121 asked: Haha thanks ^__^ and yes I should wear suspenders everyday I like that idea, let's throw bow ties in there as well. I SLEEP IN THE NUDE *poker face*
only one more essay, and i’m done the first unit of this course!
okay now i’m just babbling, i want to apologize to whoever marks my work because i go off on far too many unrelated tangents when i’m writing about this novel. it’s just so easy to because the book is about religion and racism and gender inequality and immigration and like EVERYTHING.
i don’t have enough money to get the damn diana. but i’m still very much up for a trip to the t dot if you are still good?
i can use paypal with a debit account? this excites me. thank yoo serena :D (tumblr’s reply system still mystifies me).
so i saw these really awesome jewelery moulds on etsy that you can use for baking and clay and stuff that can go in ovens, and they looked totally awesome. unfotunately my mom won’t let me buy stuff off the internet cause it’s on her credit card and such… which makes sense obviously but still. whether it would come or not i’d pay her for it. but yeah. they had roses and...
i just put on cole’s sweater (hai cole!) straight out of the dryer and it was totally awesome. mmm warmth. and on the other end of the temperature spectrum, i hid ice cream in the back of the freezer and am hoping max has forgotten about it so i can have it all. i’m incredibly mature, obviously.
totally wasting time so i have an excuse not to start my next essay, i want to do it but i don’t want to stay up so late again, so i’ll have to wait til there won’t be enough time to start it today for sure… cause i was up til like 1130 last night with course stuff which is not that late but is too late for me. and then i was plagued with insomnia and icy feet so i...
You are here because your heart is a rebellious thing. You can feel it in your chest pounding and pounding faster and faster until it seems as though it will pound its way right out of your chest, through hard muscle and tender skin and its brittle cage of ribs and fall to the ground in a torrent of your own violently red life blood. When it falls it will scream, scream for change and...
my back is killing me. and now i’m picturing my spine separating itself from my body, becoming sentient, and whipping me until i collapse in a bloody heap sprawled over my desk. wonder what carl jung would think of that? but seriously i’ve spent about 7 hours sitting at my desk doing stuff for my course, and physically, i hurt. mentally, i’ve just had a good exercise. a jog...
I cannot seem to find the essay I just wrote… Lovely… WHEREFORE ART THOU ESSAY WHEREFORE ART THOU? On another note. My ILC course is extremely interesting.
THINGS CAN BE BOLD AND ITALIC WOAH I DID NOT REALIZE THIS.
au revoir, ma chérie: "I wake up to find it's... →
whattheblazes: Jack’s Mannequin. I was gonna make a post about how I dislike them- but WHAT’S WITH THE NAME JACK’S MANNEQUIN WHAAAAA? It’s actually a really weird bandname… The fuck? Apparently it was random at first and then they assigned a meaning to it as being the mannequin of a kid who… Ooooohhhh I see, shows me for going to Wikipedia (that sentence made more sense in my head).
THE PIZZA IS HERE
tyrotoxism: LOL WUT SERENA
my sister never asks me things in person anymore and only talks to me over facebook on her ipod, even when we’re in the same room. and it really bothers me. not because i want to talk to her (she’s 12, and i don’t find her overly interesting) but because it’s really creepy. not even creepy i don’t even know. i just do not like.
bythebook: whattheblazes: ouch, i just accidently bit through the skin on my knuckle… ow. and my kitties all up in my grill. clearly, i have a fascinating life. riveting tale chap! le duh.
ouch, i just accidently bit through the skin on my knuckle… ow. and my kitties all up in my grill. clearly, i have a fascinating life.
my brother’s friend just came in and threw a shoe at my brother to wake him up. cause it’s three o’clock. and he’s not up.
I GET TO MOVE DOWNSTAIRS THIS WEEKEND YAY.
My mom was totally fine with me going to a party where everyone would be piss drunk. Which is weird. For her. Not that I’m going, cause it got cancelled, but still. Good to know?