April 2011
Apr 24th
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i just emailed a legitimate professional artist blithering on about how his work inspires me what the fuck possessed me to do that oh god
Apr 23rd
i have a very strong code of personal ethics, that is not exactly most people’s definition of ethics. and very strong ideas about what should and should not be done in public, or on the internet, or when someone else is around, and what is and what is not fair.
Apr 23rd
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things that make people sexy #76
using the word whilst in a sentence.
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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head to toe denim. denim shirt, denim pants (otherwise known as jeans…) and denim boots. FUCK YEEEEEEEEEE (CSI Miami theme song plays)
Apr 22nd
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i hate the first leg shave of spring ugh so prickly and gross and bloody cause of random pressure changes which then destroy your tender leg tissue. also i’m super pale. blegh. GOOD THING I’M GOING TO AUSTRALIA AND AM GONNA BE SUPER TAN! but not like snooki or some shit. cause i’m not a short oompa loompa bitch ho-bag.
Apr 22nd
yo momma so fat, if she were confronted by a boggart, it’d turn into a treadmill.
Apr 22nd
petite-abeille-deactivated20110 asked: When you're in Cairns, hit this up http://www.tusadive.com/
Apr 22nd
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FUCK YES I SPELT NECESSARILY RIGHT ON THE FIRST...
*booty dance*
Apr 21st
using a semi colon correctly is one of the sexiest things a person can do. that, and have snakebites.
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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I AM SO FUCKING STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW. i’m leaving on sunday and i’m trying to finish literature by then but i’m so stressed i can’t even work and i can’t think and i have to go buy eggs and sort out summer clothes today but i only have until 230. but i don’t even care cause then cole’s coming over and he makes everything better (ugh, i actually just...
Apr 21st
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annnnd cue mood-crash.
Apr 21st
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FUCK I AM SO FUCKING HYPER FUCK
LIKE SERIOUSLY I WANT TO JUMP AROUND AND CLIMB TREES AND DO MONKEY BARS AND SWIM AND JUST OVERALL DO PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES. BUT IT’S FUCKING NIGHT. GODDAMN IT.
Apr 21st
energetically tumbling like a BOSS.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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lol so
i’m just typing pure drivel now, hopefully the marker-lady likes it. ugh. i’m so close to being fucking done this literature course. i like it and all, it’s very interesting, but it’s fucking pointless, i’m never going to use it again. philosophy is even more pointless. and boring to boot. complaining done, back to typing.
Apr 20th
holy motherfucking ass balls
FIVE SLEEPS TIL AUSTRALIA
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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reading "breasts: a user's manual". how...
Apr 19th
when i do pushups the joint and tendons in my left elbow pop. and it is painful. i do not know why this happens. it is possibly because i broke my arm very badly when i was a kid, and it ripped up stuff in my elbow as well. i dunno. pointless post of the day.
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