did the teenager thing tonight, went bowling for a while and then went to the beach in the dark with friends, it was really rather fun. maybe it’s odd i define that as the teenager thing but whatever… we had infinite bowling, we paid for an hour but the guy inputted it wrong and we ended up being about to play for as long as we wanted so we bowled for about two hours. it was funny. ...
Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you...– Big Brother from 1984 by George Orwell (via historysaidwhat)
what kind of society is this, in which people who recognize their strengths are vilified as concieted assholes? social values - especially this one - are inherently invalid. everyone is out for themselves, all values are corrupted, all anyone wants is a psychotically beautiful rush of dopamine flooding their senses so they can feel good about themselves and pat themselves on the back. and by...
poets-kick-ass.tumblr.com is a wonderful blog! and also i run it. with the lovely iuliabulia. so, go check it out please with a violently sickenly red cherry on top?
lightbrassiere: did anyone else notice in pokemon you start out in pallet town then go to like viridian city, pewter city, cerulean city etc lol ok that was probably obvious but I feel ~special~ for working it out lmfao I’m so simple minded OH MY GOODNESS MIIIIIND BLOWN
JULIA WHERE ARE YOU
GO ON LE FACEBOOK
so tomorrow is my second day of work and i’m going to a legitimate meeting with the representatives of the city of barrie. and then taking them out to lunch on behalf of golder. I CAN’T EVEN DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD THIS IS STRESSFUL.
i saw someone who looked incredibly like jake gyllenhaal (he has to be welsh) and wanted to yell “come fuck me” but he was with his girlfriend and even i’m not that awkward, and i’m the one who jumped on some guy’s back and said he looked like my brother for lols.
“are you sure you want to eat that whole plate? i think you’ve gained weight recently” well, fuck you mom, i’ll eat a full plate of food if i want to, and y’know i haven’t eaten anything else today and haven’t eaten a full plate of food in about two months so fuck you and shut up.
“you’re a bitch and you’re dumb and you’re anorexic cause you never eat anything!” - my sister has great insults. not. this is seriously the best insult she could come up with in response to “can i have the computer at 502? okay, well now it’s 510…” and, really, she’s just pissed because her formal clothing looks about 193847322x better...
“What state would you think has the highest divorce rate?” ...– Contestant on Family Feud.
a short list of my favourite things - game shows lace red gatorade
Realized: A well rounded diet consists of 3 square... →
http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/clothes-women-love-but-men-think-are-ugly.html articles like this fucking bother me, who cares what people fucking wear? contrary to popular belief, women are not necessarily man crazed fiends who spend every moment of their waking (and sleeping) lives attempting to impress the random man walking down the other side of the street.
i am actually extremely excited to start work, and i’m not even sure why cause it’ll probably be boring as fuck much like last year, but oh well. i’ve even planned my first day outfit cause i’m that cool. the sound of me typing is mondo echoey which is bad since everyone is asleep but me, and we’re kinda all forced to sleep in the same room. (i’ve also...
1126 pm, june 25, 2011
endless mind loop of photoshoot ideas and an inability to sleep because it’s bloody hot
going to a fancy-ass fucking restaurant where the suggested attire is “evening wear” in destroyed high waisted denim hotpants and a nirvana t shirt, whatever. my new goal is to never feel out of place in any situation.
barbados is a very male-oriented culture
and it funny cause they all go “ooh, we got the man in charge” to my dad when everyone in my family knows that my mom is really the boss.
Sometimes my facebook stalking skills shock even...
Dear girls who think size doesn't matter,... →
*cough*bitch*cough* who cares whether someone is a virgin, and who cares about someone’s size? people suck.
fuck yes, philosophy is my fucking bitch.
i seriously have no idea what i'm even writing...
it’s degenerated into some sunday night brawl fest between, as i see in my head, two knitting old conservative and socialist grannies duking it out over afternoon tea. one wishes prince william to come rule canada, and one wishes anarchy. oh my.
curiousitykilledthe: I feel like people think I’m stupid when I’m not. Sometimes I don’t think before I speak or I can’t say something how I want to say it but that doesn’t mean I’m retarded or anything. I’m simple but I don’t see how that makes me stupid. ^this.
actually the word would be neurotic because i am incredibly neurotic inside my head and i am sure everyone is because no one is different or special and i am in a terrible mood even though i am on vacation because I AM RIDICULOUS.
half an assignment left
so. close. except for the exams and shit but whatever that shit will be easy as hell. and then i have to do my g2 test and i’m scared as fuck for that cause i probably won’t pass and then will get teased mercilessly by my family and friends and i really hate that but whatever i just have to practice a tonne i suppose and this is a really long sentence but yeah. on the other hand real...
fuck, i have to wake up at 430 am tomorrow. commence sleeping sequence. mrrrrrrrrbeep.