September 2011
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let’s all run away and start a circus where we wear various australian animal costumes and perform amazing feats of acrobatics and fire eating okay
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August 2011
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chilling in the unfinished half of my basement nearly asphixiated by the smell of paint.
i enjoy this too much. and on the plus side may actually finish these damn commissions on time (it would be the first time this has happened) although one is absolute shit.
but the chick wanted a fucking dreamcatcher like how the fuck i am supposed to make that look good.
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The Chicken At The End Of The World
A chicken crossed the road, bobbing its sweet feathered head on its sacrificial neck, and the world ended. And the goddamned Times Square whores bent in supplication to the dollar-bill Jesus shoved in their lacy panties by sweating trembling hands of the populace – MAKE ME RICH! MAKE ME HAPPY! And the kings ran from the queens and the queens chased the kings, screaming and hollering: “WE ARE...
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i wanted to write something insightful ironic and...
but then i couldn’t think of anything.
so i’ll just wait til tomorrow.
and cut off all my hair and dye the remnants cherry-lollipop red.
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i don’t have my glasses on and everything is fuzzy and i feel like i am in that madd commercial with the wine glasses on the dashboard
hopefully i don’t have a horrific crash in the privacy of my home
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i want to go snowboarding.
snowboarding is basically everything good in life and i love it.
and my boss at the ski school is really rather hilarious.
also ! are upside down i’s. i never really thought about that before. and upside makes PERFECT word-ly sense.
FUCK HAIR
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my brother is screaming at my mom.
choice excerpts include:
“THE BOXES CAN FUCKING DO THEMSELVES, THEY’RE ALIVE!”
“HOW DO YOU THINK PACMAN FEELS BEING CHASED BY GHOSTS ALL THE TIME?”
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why don't i know anyone named joey?
i need to find someone named joey and make them my friend.
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A few days ago, my teacher told our class that she...
CLEARLY SHE IS A MAGICIAN YOU FOOL.
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the fbi website has a fun and games section.
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camarochris answered your question: is there a...
this sounds like a very interesting song.
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is there a song about having your hands in your pants? that goes something along the lines of “hands in mah pants hands in mah pants got mah hands in mah pants muthafucka”?
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i absolutely detest people at my school.
all of them. or nearly all of them. “oh we’re bored let’s be bitchy about everyone who walks by us and ask stupid questions like where’s taunton” a) you are bitchy and b) YOU’RE ON TAUNTON RIGHT NOW IDIOT.
on the plus side i got all my courses changed up probably, and even got into writer’s craft. which means i’ll have two creative writing courses...
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“ON A BARE BRANCH
on a bare branch
a crow has settled
autumn nightfall”
– Matsuo Basho (via poets-kick-ass)
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camarochris:
whattheblazes:
… hello insane desire to strap a plank of fiberglass to my feet and barrel down a hill at excessive speeds.
Someone who knows my pain. Except watching videos kinda makes it worse. haha
true, but then the filming is always so good. it’s a toss up. video games make it horrid eh!
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i want to go back to switzerland.
and ride the fucking alps until i drop.
again.
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… hello insane desire to strap a plank of fiberglass to my feet and barrel down a hill at excessive speeds.
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no one understands how much i love snowboarding
no booooody understaaaaaands meeeeee
but really, snowboarding is a fucking way of life and sometimes i want to run away and be a snowboarding bum for the rest of my life
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Dear Pokemon fruit snacks, I chews you, Pikachu!... →
more puns puns puns puns puns puns typing that is hypnotic puns puns puns
Dear life, When you give me dilemmas, I make... →
puns puns puns puns puns.
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the tendency of women (and possibly men, i...
i mean, i am there to expell urine from my kidneys. not chat with you. so let me piss and shut up!
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Does the Big Bang theory violate the laws of... →
sciencecenter:
Short answer: no.
Long answer: click through the link.
WARNING! Quantum fluctuations lie ahead.
“In any big bang model, one must deal with the problem of ‘creation’....”
– Edward Tryon
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wizarding:
Ugh Adele is so fucking attractive.
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practical advice for job interviews: wipe your...
well, the cottage was… the cottage.
i dunno, that place is never extremely fun, but it was alright. it was very relaxing.
basically i read for four days. since our motor cannot support my weight for watersports.
y’know y’know.
and tomorrow is work. fuck.
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half an hour til cottaging!
the four hour drive is exciting me, as i have three pounds of candy and four pounds of chocolate. AND called shot-gun back in march so i get shot-gun the whole way up! suck on that max-and-carly!
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Its like 3:20 am... She'll be here in about...lets...
bythebook:
tumblowme:
Should I: A) Play Final Fantasy X until then B) Play FFX until I let myself pass out and get a couple hours of sleep C) Just go to sleep D) Sit here and do more nothing until she gets here E) Call Jon every 30 minutes for the next 5 hours to piss him off
I hope to fuck that you called Jon.
saaaaaame.
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I LOVE BAD JOKES
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